I'm in a good mood today and decided it would be fun to post JACKASS, THE MARTINI - a joke recipe inspired by what I consider one of the stupidest movies of all time (except maybe Borat), that's right it's JACKASS, The Movie. I finally got talked into watching it and could only make it through about 15 minutes of the sophomoric antics. But it did give me the idea for this funny martini recipe!
BTW, you can actually make and drink this martini (minus the jock strap ingredient) if you're truly a big enough Jackass to try! Warning, this recipe is a joke - it is only a joke - do not blame me if you try it and choke!
Updated 8-2016
Updated 8-2016
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