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KISSED TOO MANY FROGS COCKTAIL


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There’s something nefarious about those bedtime stories where the princess kisses a frog and he turns into a prince. I think it’s a scheme to get women to believe that there’s always a prince lurking in every man. This is a total crock, of course.

I don’t care how many times you kiss them, some men are never going to turn into a prince.  That frog you’re spending time with is likely to remain the frog you’re wasting time with while the real prince of a guy is snagged by someone not quite as caught up in the fantasy.

It’s time to sit down, have a cocktail, take stock of your frog-to-man-to-prince ratio and rethink this whole fairy tale.

Unless, of course, you have a thing for warts.


I'VE KISSED
TOO MANY FROGS
COCKTAIL


INGREDIENTS
2 Oz. Lemon Vodka
1/2 Oz. Orange Liqueur
3 Oz. Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice
1/4 Oz. Fresh Lime Juice
Splash of Grenadine

Garnish: Twist of Lime for Garnish, Wart Cream

DIRECTIONS
Chill your glass in the freezer.
Pour the lemon vodka, orange liqueur, grapefruit juice and fresh lime in the martini shake with ice and shake until chilled.
Pour this into your chilled martini glass, drizzle in the Grenadine, drop in the lime twist and enjoy while you read a couple more fairy tales about princes.

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY
 
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