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The Twelve Days of BOOZEMAS! Holiday Cocktail Humor for a HoHoHappyHour!


 On the first day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the second day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the third day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the fourth day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the fifth day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the sixth day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Six Margaritas,
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the seventh day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Seven Fruity Cordials,
Six Margaritas,
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the eighth day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Eight Fifths of Vodka,
Seven Fruity Cordials,
Six Margaritas,
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the ninth day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Nine Napoleon Brandys,
Eight Fifths of Vodka,
Seven Fruity Cordials,
Six Margaritas,
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the tenth day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Ten Gins a Chilling,
Nine Napoleon Brandys,
Eight Fifths of Vodka,
Seven Fruity Cordials,
Six Margaritas,
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the eleventh day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Eleven Cognacs Warming,
Ten Gins a Chilling,
Nine Napoleon Brandys,
Eight Fifths of Vodka,
Seven Fruity Cordials,
Six Margaritas,
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the twelfth day of BoozeMas my true love gave to me
Twelve Champagnes Bubbling,
Eleven Cognacs Warming,
Ten Gins a Chilling,
Nine Napoleon Brandys,
Eight Fifths of Vodka,
Seven Fruity Cordials,
Six Margaritas,
Five Gold Shakers!
Four Whiskey Sours,
Three French Wines,
Two Shots of Rum,
and an Olive in a Dry Martini.

On the thirteenth day of BoozeMas....
he was out of money and I was so drunk I didn't wake up until New Years.....

HAVE A SAFE, JOYFUL & HAPPY HOLIDAY
from The Martini Diva!



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