MACCHIATO EGGNOG & DRUNKEN OREO TRUFFLES

A few days ago I invited some lady friends over for an end-of-the-year holiday cocktail. When I invited them I asked them what they like to drink, like a good hostess does. The answers were bourbon, bourbon and coke and coffee. Yep, that's pretty much all they said they drink. Of course, being who I am, I wanted to do something more festive and complicated than tossing a shot of whiskey in a cola or a cup of coffee.
How creative can you get with those options and still make your guests happy? Well, I happen to know they do drink eggnog as well because they served me some last year. And I just happened to have some eggnog ice cream and a little bit of my Homemade Caramel Liqueurs tucked away so ... 

The MACCHIATO EGGNOG COCKTAIL
INGREDIENTS: 1/2 Oz. Homemade Caramel Liqueur (I used my Cafe Noir Courvoisier recipe here.) 1/2 Oz. Caffè Borghetti 1/2 Oz. Bourbon 1 Cup Egg Nog Ice Cream Pinch of Fresh Grated Nutmeg Dash of Sea Salt
Garnish: Caramel Candy (I used the same McCrea's Cafe Noir candy used in the caramel liqueur), Dusting of Nutmeg
Tools: Blender
Glass: Punch Cup, Coupe or Cocktail (Martini), Cocktail pick for caramel.
DIRECTIONS: Combine all the ingredients in your blender and mix until smooth and creamy. Pour into your punch Cup, garnish with the caramel candy and a dusting of nutmeg and serve.

I served them up with some DRUNKEN OREO CHEESECAKE TRUFFLES:
INGREDIENTS: 1 Package of Double Stuff Oreos 8 Oz. Cream Cheese, room temperature 1 Tbsp. Instant Espresso Powder 2 Oz. Coffee Liqueur 1/8 Tsp. Salt 1 C. Dark Chocolate Pieces 1 C. White Chocolate Pieces Tools: Food processor or something to grind up the Oreos with, toothpicks, mixing bowl, double boiler(s) or microwave safe bowl(s), cookie sheets, parchment paper.
Garnish: Ground up cocoa nibs, sparkly cake decorations, whatever you want to decorate them with that will stick to the chocolate coating. I had some cool Wild Hibiscus Salt from WildHibiscus.com that I sprinkled on top.
DIRECTIONS: Grind up one package of double stuff Oreo cookies, blend this with the softened cream cheese, instant espresso powder, salt and coffee liqueur. Roll these into one and a half inch diameter balls, stick a toothpick in each one then freeze them on a parchment lined cookie sheet for about 30 minutes. Most recipes for the Oreo Cheesecake Truffles say to freeze for 15 minutes, but because you have added liquor  you will need to keep them in the freezer a little longer . While the truffles chill, melt the chocolate you're going to dip them in, either in the microwave or a double boiler, until smooth and creamy. Take your truffles out of the freezer and grab them by the toothpicks and dip them in your melted chocolate(s) until covered. Gently tap off the excess chocolate and place them on another parchment lined cookie sheet. I simply flip the parchment paper over and use the same one. Sprinkle on some ground up cocoa nibs and/or some sparkly cake decorations and chill in the refrigerator until time to serve.
I got low on my melted dark chocolate at the end so I grabbed a bit more of the instant espresso and some dark cocoa powder and rolled the last few in the espresso then in the dark cocoa. These were my favorites, I really liked the bitterness of the coatings because they balanced a pretty sweet treat.
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Updated 6-2018 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

CANDY CANE COCKTAILS & BOOZE

When I first found out that National Candy Cane day was the day after Christmas I thought, "well that's kind of a day late and a dollar short." After all, by the day after Christmas I figured most people would be pretty tired of candy canes, in any form. We'd been inundated by pictures of them and pummeled with candy cane flavored everything from coffee to chocolate bark to cookies and candy since the day after Halloween. Enough with the candy canes already.
Then on second thought, I realized what better day for having Candy Cane Day? The day after Christmas was the day your mom would finally let you eat the candy canes off the Christmas tree! If you were the mom or dad, you gave yourself permission to take the candy canes off the Christmas tree and make some candy cane infused booze with the broken canes the kids didn't like. National Candy Cane day on December 26th finally made sense to me!
So kick the piles of crumpled wrapping paper under the couch until tomorrow, avoid the after Christmas sales melee, yank those candy canes off your Christmas tree and have yourself a restful day of peppermint booze and cocktails:
BOOZY CANDY CANE RECIPES Classic Candy Cane Martini Peppermint Patty Cocktail The Drunk Elf on a Shelf Chocolate Candy Cane Vodka and Martini Recipes
National Candy Cane Day is December 26th.

Updated 12-2018 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

The WHITE CHOCOLATE MARTINI Cocktail Recipe

If you're looking for a beautiful white cocktail you can't find one that is more elegant than my classic White Chocolate Martini. It's a delicious and rich combination of vanilla vodka, white chocolate liqueur and cream. 
For the white chocolate liqueur you can use a white crème de cacao, but I prefer the smoother Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur. The chocolate bitters I used were from Scrappy's and my vanilla vodka was Absolut. 

The WHITE CHOCOLATE MARTINI
INGREDIENTS: 1 Oz. Vanilla Vodka 1-1/2 Oz. White Chocolate Liqueur 1 Oz. Heavy Cream 2 Dashes Chocolate Bitters
Garnish: White Cake Pearls, Finely Shaved White Chocolate 
DIRECTIONS: Dip the glass rim in some white chocolate liquor and then into the white cake pearls and shaved chocolate then chill the glass in the freezer.  Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice, shake until chilled, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish and serve.
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National White Chocolate Day is September 22nd

Updated 9-2021 

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MAPLE COCKTAILS

I am always looking for ways to make my cocktails healthier. Because many recipes call for simple syrup, granulated sugar or another sweetener in them, one of my favorite ways to make my drinks healthy is to replace these sugars with a sweetener that is better for you. Maple syrup happens to be one of those healthier sweetening options.
Aside from the health benefits that maple syrup brings, it also adds its own unique flavor that is particularly delicious in whiskeys, especially bourbons. I've not only infused bourbon with maple syrup, I use it often as a sweetener in my crafted cocktail recipes. Below are some of my favorite cocktails and recipes that employ maple syrup or maple infused bourbon.
MAPLE COCKTAILS BLUEBERRY PANCAKE MARTINI GOBBLED KNOB COCKTAIL HOMEMADE TOASTED WALNUT MAPLE BOURBON  MAPLE LEAF COCKTAIL MAPLE WHISKEY SOURMOMMY'S CHOCOLATE BOURBON SIPPY CUP PUMPKIN BOURBON COCKTAIL PUMPKIN SPICED OLD FASHIONEDSTRANGER THINGS BOURBON SLUSHY TANGELO TANGO COCKTAILTOASTED WALNUT MAPLE BOURBON COCKTAIL WHEN PIGS FLY COCKTAIL     You can celebrate National Maple Day with some of these cocktails on December 17th.
Updated 12-2021 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

GHOST OF MY PAPPY Van Winkle & Cherry Tobacco Infused Cocktail

I rather like the Fancy Free cocktail recipe I found on Serious Eats**.  I've done a couple of riffs on it too, but one day, when I was feeling especially celebratory, I decided to try a tobacco infused cocktail and went and grabbed my bottle of (cue heavenly music and little drunken angels flitting about) 23 year old Pappy. RELAX! Sanity set back in and I put My Precious back in its shrine and grabbed the 15 year Old Pap for my experiment. Sorry if I just gave any Pappy fan a heart attack, it was a momentary aberration.

 I'm thinking of buying this for my Pappy 23.
Pappy Van Winkle is the "be all, end all" bourbon. The 23 year is the penultimate bourbon lovers possession and not to be messed with. Sip it, thank the gods you are blessed to have a friend who has excellent taste, connections and a fat wallet and do not besmirch the Pappy 23 with ANYTHING. Some would be loath to use the 15 year as well, but I was treating myself. Besides, my generous, fat walleted friend always brings his own bottle and leaves me the leftovers. Leftovers, what a word to apply to old Pap.
As for the tobacco addition, it was a whim based on seeing all the buzz lately in the cocktail world about tobacco in cocktails and I was in just enough high spirits from a new design contract to go for it and risk two ounces of Pappy in the attempt. Besides, the 15 year Pappy, a wheated bourbon with a woody, brown sugar and cherry nose and a nutty, vanilla and orange taste, had the right notes to go with the tobacco and the cherry. And Pappy 23 was safely back in his secret domain, safe from any further possible insanity. Of course, what I didn't know at the time and since found out from my friend, the darned 15 year is also hard to get ahold of. Thank the gods, the cocktail turned out great and no Pappy was ruined in the process.

I want to hand out some props to my Twitter friend @TheDiveWhisperer for inspiring the name of this cocktail. I have held off posting it for want of an appropriately great name, and fear of the wrath of the Pappy community, but this gave it to me:

Yes, folks I have succeeded in bringing back the aromatic essence of my dad with this one.  I said "ghost of my father" then realized Dad was the first "Pappy"in my life so ....
GHOST of My PAPPY
Cherry Tobacco Smoked Old Pappy Cocktail

INGREDIENTS:
2 Oz. Pappy Van Winkle 15 Year Old Bourbon
1/4 Oz. Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur
1/4 Oz. Aromatic Cherry Tobacco Infusion*
2 Dashes Orange Bitters
Large Ice Sphere or Cube
Garnish:  Orange Twist, Pappy Soaked Luxardo Cherry
Glass:  Old Fashioned (Low-Ball)
Tools:  Cocktail Mister, Bar Spoon
DIRECTIONS: Prep:
In the morning of the day you are going to try this cocktail take one Luxardo Maraschino cherry (per drink) and drop it in just enough of the Pappy to cover the cherry. Let that get nice and drunker all day.  Next, prepare your cherry tobacco infusion*.
Chill your glass ahead of time in the freezer. For the Cocktail:
Mist the glass with a quick spritz of the Aromatic Cherry Tobacco Infusion. If you don't have a cocktail mister, simply wash the glass interior with the tobacco infusion.
Add your ice cube or sphere then pour in the Luxardo, then the Pappy and give this about 12 stirs with the bar spoon to chill.
Drop the orange bitters on top of the ice then garnish with the Pappy soaked Luxardo Cherry and serve.

*Aromatic Cherry Tobacco Infusion Recipe
I took a teaspoon of  Gawith Hoggarth & Co. Top Black Cherry tobacco and dropped it into a bit of Pappy in a very small glass bottle.
I let that infuse for a few hours, just until I got that hint of cherry and tobacco. I didn't want it too powerful, just enough to lend the smoky tobacco and a little extra cherry into the cocktail as a teaser. When the cherry and the tobacco hit your nose your infusion is ready.
Strain the tobacco out of the infused bourbon and pour the infusion into a cocktail mister. There should be just enough to mist two cocktails.
I loved this cocktail and I really loved how the extra Pappy, Luxardo and juice from the cherry dripped down a bit to the bottom making my last sip have a little extra kick. To be honest, I didn't get a big tobacco hit from this, a little whiff at first sip and just a little extra hint of smoke, and that's probably not such a bad thing, after the fact. Yes, at the end I also tossed back that little dram of Pappy that I soaked the Luxardo cherry in. I'm no fool.
By the way,  my above mentioned generous friend threatened to take back all of the leftovers when he heard of this "folly" and vowed never to leave a bottle in my hands again. Then I made him one and he shut up about all that nonsense. I love you, JP, but you can be a pill.

   Here's a great post on the timeline of how Pappy Van Winkle became the most popular bourbon around. 
 ** Dear Serious Eats, I love you but I will no longer link to you because all the video ads and scripts on your website crash my browser and I don't want to pass that issue on to my readers. Let me know if you ever kill them and I'll link again.
Updated 2-2019 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

CHRISTMAS GRASSHOPPER Chocolate Mint COCKTAIL RECIPE

The Grasshopper cocktail was created back in 1919 by Philbert Guichet, the owner of Tujaque's in New Orleans, as an entry for a cocktail contest in New York, and Guichet too home a second prize for his recipe. His classic Grasshopper consisted of equal parts green creme de menthe, creme de cacao and cream, shaken together with ice, then strained into a coupe.
Here I've instilled a little extra Christmas cheer by adding chocolate vodka for a much merrier holiday. Something not found in the classic Grasshopper Recipe.
Drink responsibly, no sleigh driving after these.
The
CHRISTMAS
GRASSHOPPER
INGREDIENTS: 1 Oz. Chocolate Vodka
1 Oz. White Cream de Cacao
1 Oz. Green Creme de Menthe
1 Oz. Half & Half Ice
Garnish: Simple Syrup, Chocolate Sprinkles
Glass: Coupe or Cocktail (Martini) Glass
Tools: Cocktail shaker

DIRECTIONS:
Dip the rim of your cocktail glass into simple syrup, then dip into the chocolate sprinkles.
Chill the glass in the freezer.
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice, add the chocolate vodka, creme de cacao, creme de menthe and half & half and shake until well chilled. Strain into your chilled glass and serve.
Feel free to add a fresh mint garnish if you like. I actually forgot about my mint because it's in my little greenhouse being protected for winter!

Updated 11-2018

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My take on the Moscow Mule? The TIJUANA JACKASS

 
Inspired by all the chatter lately on  the Moscow Mule, I decided to do my own version, only I left the cold of Russia and sauntered down to sunny Mexico with a tequila version. I really don't get the fascination with a Moscow Mule, it's not a bad drink if you like ginger beer because, vodka being pretty neutral, that's pretty much what you'll taste along with the small part of lime. Toxic copper mugs aside, it's high octane ginger beer with a squeeze of lime and I don't really like ginger beer. Add to that the fact that the Moscow Mule was created solely as a marketing ploy to sell vodka and ginger beer, and kind of I lose interest.

But, with all the hooplah about it lately in the booze community I thought I'd have a go at it to suit myself and my desert environment. So, the first thing I did was remove the ginger beer and vodka and replace it with ginger ale and tequila.
Bye bye, Moscow Mule. Hello, Tijuana Jackass!

Yes, I went there.

The
TIJUANA JACKASS A Tucson Twist
INGREDIENTS
1-1/2 Oz. Anejo Tequila 2 Oz. Fresh Watermelon Juice
1/2 Oz. Fresh Citrus Juice
1/2 Oz. Agave Syrup
Ginger Ale
Grapefruit Bitters
Ice

GARNISH: Wild Hibiscus Salt Flakes, Citrus Wheel

GLASS: Highball, Pint

TOOLS: Cocktail Shaker, Strainer

DIRECTIONS:
Rub glass rim with citrus, dip in the hibiscus salt flakes, chill your glass in the freezer. Hand squeeze the watermelon juice. Yes, you can use a juicer.
Add the ingredients, except the ginger ale, to an iced filled cocktail shaker, shake until icy cold then strain into the chilled glass. Top off with ginger ale, stir, add a straw if desired.
Garnish and serve.

Salude, M'Dears. 3-2019 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

THE APPLE MARTINI - A Cocktail Classic

  Make fun of them it all you want, call it a "girlie" drink and "not really a martini" (which, of course, it's not), laugh at me all you want,BUT .... I LIKE APPLE MARTINIS!   So there! You can play cocktail snob all you want and prattle on about "bespoke" cocktail recipes and the latest obscure liquor find you've tripped over but you can't take it away from me, I like Apple Martinis. They taste like the Sour Apple Jolly Rancher candy I loved as a kid but they have the added grown-up benefit of booze.  As an adult I like being able to enjoy something I loved as a kid in a higher proof version. I always keep the ingredients stocked in my bar and make myself an Apple Martini every so often. It's great served with some onion crackers and smoked Gouda cheese.   I believe happy hour is a personal experience, a ritual everyone observes in their own way. I don't believe any cocktail you enjoy drinking is "wrong" - even those made with my personal anathema, high-sugar and chemical laden cocktail mixes.  If you like them, you're entitled to drink them (no matter how much crap they load into your body.)   I believe in fresh ingredients, high quality ingredients and I try to share my philosophy with others so their cocktail hour is a heightened experience. (I even wrote a book about this whole happy hour attitude called The ZEN of COCKTAILS.)  BUT I will not call you out if you just love a can of margarita, a bottle of pop wine or whatever you choose to drink. I might tease you a bit and try to cajole you into trying one of my own "bespoke" cocktails but I will not make you feel bad. That's just not zen, or cool.   I've decided to re-post my Apple Martini recipe. It is my number two most popular recipe, second only to my classic Chocolate Martini and deserves to be back in the public eye. The only thing I've ever changed is the cherry. Instead of those awful grocery store Maraschino cherries I now only use my own homemade ones.  

THE APPLE MARTINI   INGREDIENTS: 1 Ounce of Vodka 1 Ounce of Sour Apple Pucker 1 Ounce of Apple Juice   Garnish: One Slice of Green Apple, One Homemade Maraschino Cherry    Tools: Cocktail Shaker   Glass: Cocktail or Martini
DIRECTIONS: Chill your glass in the freezer while you prepare your cocktail. Fill the cocktail shaker with ice then add the vodka, sour apple pucker and the apple juice. Shake until well chilled then strain into your cocktail glass. Garnish and serve and enjoy with defiance.
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CHOCOLATE BOURBON EGGNOG COCKTAIL RECIPE for the Holidays

I'm going to be completely up front here, I stole this whole recipe from Alton Brown. Well, almost. I cheated and used eggnog I bought from the store because I'm not Alton Brown. And I made it chocolate. And I used a different (and more) booze. And I'm lazy and I didn't have time for homemade eggnog because a couple of friends stopped by with a bottle of what they called "bourbon" that was actually a bourbon liqueur called Sweet Lucy.

I expected bourbon, I got a sweet liqueur. So I had to adjust dear Alton's recipe a wee bit.
The Not Quite CHOCOLATE BOURBON EGGNOG RECIPE almost, but not quite, stolen from Alton Brown Recipe makes 4 cocktails 
INGREDIENTS: 3 Ounces of Sweet Lucy Bourbon Liqueur 2 Ounces of Maker's Mark Bourbon 2 Cups of Prepared Eggnog (Make it or buy it, your choice) 3 Tablespoons of Dark Chocolate Syrup* Ice
GARNISH: Powdered Dark Chocolate Cocoa, Cardamom and Nutmeg, Cinnamon Stick
GLASS: Mug
TOOLS:  Cocktail shaker
DIRECTIONS:  Fill your cocktail shaker with ice and add the Sweet Lucy, Maker's Mark, the eggnog and the chocolate syrup and shake until nicely chilled. Pour into your cocktail glass and garnish with a dusting of each of the powders (dark cocoa, cardamom, nutmeg), add a cinnamon stick and serve.
* Homemade Dark Chocolate Syrup Recipe: I prepared my own Dark Chocolate Syrup by taking 1/4 cup of Hershey's Special Dark Cocoa Powder and mixing it with 1/2 a cup of milk, a pinch of salt, 1/2 cup of sugar (I wanted a BITTER chocolate syrup to balance the sweet bourbon liqueur. If your want regular syrup you need to double the sugar.) and several hearty dashes of Frappe & Sons Chocolate Bitters and a few of their Coffee Bitters. I brought this all to a quick boil, immediately reduced the heat and simmered until it thickened then allowed it to cool in the fridge.
Dear Alton, yes, I cheated and messed with your recipe. I'm dangerous that way.
Updated 11-2018 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

CHRISTMAS & HOLIDAY COCKTAIL & LIQUEUR RECIPES

 Is your Christmas Tree up? How about your Hanukkah Menorah or your Kwanzaa candles? Are you ready for the holidays? Shopping done? You may think you're ready but you're not until you've got your cocktail cheer on!
Here's EVERY. SINGLE. HOLIDAY. COCKTAIL. I've ever concocted and enjoyed as I waited for Santa's bounty to drop down my chimney. Don't bother counting, there's over 50 seasonal drinks here at last count and each year it grows.
Okay, I live in Tucson and I don't have a chimney, but I never celebrate the holidays without some kind of seasonal libation and I give homemade holiday booze to literally everyone on my list, naughty or nice. (The naughty ones get two bottles!)
With this comprehensive database of holiday drinks and liquor recipes, you can spread the holiday cheer as well. In fact there's enough for you to try out a different cocktail twice a day for the whole month of December.
I'm sure I'll add more, I always have to do one or two new cocktails of cheer each year so bookmark and save this page.

CHRISTMAS COCKTAILS & HOMEMADE LIQUEURS
  CANDY CANE MARTINI CHOCOLATE BOURBON EGGNOG CHOCOLATE CANDY CANE VODKA CHRISTMAS CANDY LIQUEUR CHRISTMAS GRASSHOPPER  CRANAPPLE PUNCH DRUNK ELF ON A SHELF FROSTY MARTINIGINGERBREAD MARTINI GINGERBREAD COCKTAILS AND LIQUEUR RECIPE GINGERBREAD LATTE COCKTAIL HOT BUTTERED WHISKEY HOT, SPICED, SPIKED, ORANGE CRANBERRY PUNCH MULLED APPLE CIDER  PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR MARTINI  PEPPERMINT PATTY COCKTAIL PEPPERMINT LATTE COCKTAIL
SANTA'S COOKIES & MILK COCKTAIL
SAUCY CHRISTMAS CRANTINI SPARKLING CRANBERRY CRUSH SPARKLING HIBISCUS MARTINI WHITE CHOCOLATE WINTER SOLSTICE COCKTAIL WHITE CHRISMTAS EGGNOG MARTINI
HOLIDAY COCKTAILS BY FLAVOR
APPLE COCKTAILS CRANBERRY COCKTAILS EGGNOG COCKTAILS GINGERBREAD DRINKABLES
POMEGRANATE COCKTAILS
PUMPKIN COCKTAILS

THE CHRISTMAS MARTINI ARCHIVES ANGEL'S KISS
CHRISTMAS COSMO
CHRISTMAS CRANAPPLE MARTINI
CHOCOLATE MERRIMINT MARTINI
FRUITCAKE MARTINI
GINGERBREAD MAN MARTINI
HAPPY ELF MARTINI
HO HO HO MARTINI HOLLY BERRY MARTINI
HOT BUTTERED RUM
JINGLE BELLS MARTINI
JOLLY SANTA MARTINI MERRY CHERRY MISTLETINI
MERRY MELON MARTINI
MISTLETINI
MULLED CIDER MARTINI PEPPERMINT PATTY MARTINI
RUDOLF'S REINDEER MARTINI
SNOWBALL MARTINI
WINTER APPLE MINT MARTINI
WINTER SNOWFLAKE MARTINI
 
You'll find many of the above Christmas Martini Recipes as well as some holiday trivia and merry martini making tips in my MERRY MARTINI MIXOLOGY BOOK

Updated 12-2018 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

COOKIES and MILK SHOT COCKTAIL for SANTA CLAUS

On Christmas Eve instead of putting out a plate of cookies and milk why don't you give Santa some real Christmas cheer? I'll bet it will improve the quantity and quality of the presents under your tree and in your stockings come Christmas morning.

 

Nothing says "gimme better swag" than a nice shot of booze waiting at the bottom of that chimney . . .

SANTA'S

COOKIES & "MILK"

SHOT
(The Jolly Old Elf is gonna LOVE you this year!)

INGREDIENTS
1/2 Oz. Coffee Liqueur
1/2 Oz. Irish Cream

1 Oz. Whiskey

GARNISH: Crushed Christmas Cookies Rim

DIRECTIONS:
Dip the rim of your glass in some of the Irish Cream and then into assorted crushed Christmas cookies - I use a combination of Oreos, sugar cookies and gingerbread men.

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice then add the coffee liqueur, vodka and cream and shake until chilled.
Pour into your glass then slide add a mini chocolate candy cane for good measure. Set on a tray with some of the same cookies gor Santa's arrival.

VOICEOVER VIDEO WITH INGREDIENTS AND DIRECTIONS: 

P.S. Merry Christmas and I get 10% of your present haul if this works.

Updated 12-2021

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CHOCOLATE COCKTAIL RECIPES - LOTS of Them!

I have been posting cocktail recipes for over fifteen years and I am a huge chocoholic, so it's no wonder I have so many chocolate inspired cocktails. But even I was not aware of how many until I lined them all up in one place. If you can put chocolate in it, on it or around it I've found a way to add booze to it. I still don't know how many I have, even with them listed here, there's so many I lose count! And I didn't even include my chocolate coffee recipes, you can find those over at my Coffee Cocktails.  I also didn't include the ones I did for The Beatles Anniversary, Star Wars or Star Trek.

And don't be surprised if I add more here, chocolate is my favorite everything. I might need an intervention.

  CHOCOLATE COCKTAILS   The Classic CHOCOLATE MARTINI BITTERSWEET CHOCOLATE ALMOND MARTINI BOSTON CREAM PIE MARTINI BOURBON ALEXANDER BOURBON PEANUT BUTTER CUP COCKTAIL BRANDY ALEXANDER  BROWNIE MARTINI CHOCOLATE BOURBON EGGNOG CHOCOLATE BROWNIE MARTINI CHOCOLATE BUNNYTINI CHOCOLATE CAKE MARTINI & LIQUEUR CHOCOLATE CARAMEL MARTINI CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE MARTINI   CHOCOLATE CHERRY CORDIAL MARTINI CHOCOLATE CHERRY VALENTINE SHOOTER CHOCOLATE CHIP MARTINICHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE MARTINI CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRY COCKTAIL CHOCOLATE COVERED COCKTAILS CHOCOLATE COVERED NUTS MARTINI CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRY MARTINI REDEUX CHOCOLATE CREAM EGG MARTINI  CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE MARTINI CHOCOLATE FIG MARTINI CHOCOLATE FONDUE MARTINI CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT COCKTAIL CHOCOLATE MANHATTAN CHOCOLATE MARGARITA  CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE MARTINI CHOCOLATE MOJITO CHOCOLATE MOUSSE MARTINI  CHOCOLATE PECAN PIE MARTINI CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CUP MARTINIS 2   CHOCOLATE PORTER BEER FLOATS CHOCOLATE PUMPKIN COCKTAIL CHOCOLATE ROB ROY  CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY SANGRIA COCKTAIL CHOCOLATE SALTWATER TAFFY MARTINI  CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE MARTINI CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY MARTINI REDEUX  CHRISTMAS GRASSHOPPER CREAM CHEESE BROWNIE MARTINI DEM BONES CHOCOLATE WINE SHAKE  DERBY PIE COCKTAIL  DRUNK ELF ON A SHELF COCKTAIL DRUNKEN OREO TRUFFLE COCKTAIL DRUNK RUSSIANS ENGLISH TOFFEE MARTINI  FERNET CHOCOLATE MOCHA FRAPPE SHAKE HAMMERED NAIL HOT CHOCOLATE TODDYHOT FUDGE COCKTAIL HOT FUDGE SUNDAE MARTINI GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE MARTINI  GRASSHOPPER HEAVENLY HASH MARTINI   LOVE NOTION #9 CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY SANGRIA MACCHIATO EGGNOG MILKY WAY MARTINI  NOT SO WHITE RUSSIAN  NUTELLA MARTINI  ORANGE TRUFFLE MARTINI PEARS HELENE MARTINI PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE MARTINI PEPPERMINT PATTY, PART DEUX REALLY DRUNK BROWN COW FLOAT ROCKY ROAD MARTINI RYE RACKETEER SIN FOR A SAINT CHOCOLATE MARTINI SLIGHTLY BANANAS, DEFINITELY COCONUTS CHOCOLATE COCKTAIL S'MORES COCKTAILS'MORES SHOOTER TASTE OF STREEP CHOCOLATE MARTINI TIRAMISU MARTINI TOOTSIE ROLL MARTINI WINTER WHITE CHOCOLATE COCKTAILYOU NEED A HUG COCOA

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HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE VODKA & LIQUEUR RECIPES

  Here's FOUR (4) ways to make your own homemade chocolate booze! That's right, four. If you're a chocoholic who loves cocktails you'd best bookmark the page.   HOW TO MAKE CHOCOLATE VODKA

INGREDIENTS:
1 C. Best Quality Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
1 - 750 ml. Bottle of Good Vodka
   
EQUIPMENT:
Large Glass Container with Lid
Medium Metal Strainer (the size the coffee filters will fit)
Coffee Filters
Decorative Bottles with Sealable Caps or Corks
Labels

DIRECTIONS:
Mix:
Simply pour the unsweetened cocoa powder and the vodka into your large glass container and seal the lid.  Place this in the refrigerator for a minimum of two weeks and up to a month.  Shake the bottle well at least once a day.
After two weeks you can taste test your chocolate vodka to see if it’s “chocolate-y” enough for you. The longer you allow the cocoa to distill in the vodka the stronger, and more mellow, the chocolate taste.
Strain:
Once your chocolate vodka has the right amount of flavor for you, it’s time to filter.  To do this, simply place your metal strainer over a bowl or container, slip in the coffee filter and pour in your chocolate vodka and allow this to strain. You’ll do this several times, using new filters each time. It takes from ten minutes to 30 minutes or longer for each filtering step so just pour it in and walk away to do something else.  Patience is its own reward here. When your chocolate vodka is completely filtered you’re ready to pour into your decorative bottle and add your label!
HOW TO MAKE CHOCOLATE LIQUEUR

INGREDIENTS:
1-1/2 C. Granulated Sugar
3/4 C. Water
5 Tbsp. Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
1 – 750 ml. Bottle of Good Vodka
1 Vanilla Bean

TOOLS:
Small saucepan
2 Qt. Glass Container with Tight Lid
Medium Metal Strainer (to fit the coffee filters)
Coffee Filters
Decorative Bottles with Caps or Corks
Labels

DIRECTIONS:
Mix:
Heat the sugar, cocoa and water in your saucepan over medium heat until it just starts to boil, stirring constantly.  Immediately after the boil starts, reduce your heat to low and stir until all the ingredients are completely dissolved.  Remove from the heat and allow this mixture to cool to room temperature.
Once cool, pour this cocoa mixture into your glass container, stir in the vodka and add your vanilla bean halves.  Seal up and store in the refrigerator for two weeks, shaking the bottle vigorously every day.
Strain:
Remove the vanilla pods.  Set your metal strainer over a bowl or container (I like to use containers with a pour spout!)  Place one coffee filter in the strainer then pour in the chocolate liqueur.  This will strain slowly as it will be thick, so I like to only fill each filter about half way and use a new filter each time. Be patient and slowly the liquid will filter through, it can take up to an hour or more for each filter.  Repeat until you’ve filtered all of your chocolate liqueur, using a new coffee filter each time.
Bottle, Age, Enjoy:
Once you’ve filtered all your chocolate liqueur you can pour into your decorative bottle(s) and label.  You can enjoy your chocolate liqueur immediately, but if you allow it to age for another month you get a smoother, richer depth of flavor.
TWO WAYS TO MAKE EASY CHOCOLATE LIQUEUR FROM CANDY BARS

There are two methods for creating a Chocolate Candy Bar Liqueur from your favorite candy bar.  One is easy as 1-2-3 and the other involves just a bit of work. I’ve used both methods and find both work depending on what kind of candy bar you’re using!

1-2-3 EASY & DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CANDY BAR LIQUEUR

INGREDIENTS:
1 Bottle of Vodka
1 Cup Candy Bar Pieces Chopped Up

TOOLS:
Glass Container for distilling
Possibly Straining Equipment*

DIRECTIONS:
This easy recipe simply involves taking your candy bar(s), chopping them up into small enough pieces, adding them to your vodka and then placing your bottle or container in the freezer** for up to two weeks. (P.S. I cheated and used mine the next day and they were good, but the extra distilling time really mellowed them out!)  I find this works very well with plain chocolate or flavored chocolates.

If you’re using plain chocolate there is no need to strain your liqueur, you can simply bottle it in a decorative bottle, add a label and it’s ready to enjoy or be given as a gift.

I don’t recommend this method for candy bars with caramel, nougat or hard pieces of toffee or similar ingredients; instead I suggest using the heating method below.

I used this technique to create Chocolate CAKE Liqueur using CAKE vodka for my Chocolate Birthday Cake Martini in place of plain vodka as well!
ALMOST AS EASY YUMMY

CHOCOLATE CANDY BAR LIQUEUR

INGREDIENTS:
1 Bottle of Vodka
1 Cup Candy Bar Pieces Chopped Up

TOOLS:
Double Boiler (or equivalent*)
Glass Container for distilling
Possibly Straining Equipment*

DIRECTIONS:
Here you are going to heat your candy pieces in a double boiler (I use a metal or Pyrex bowl that sets inside a medium saucepan but leaves a good inch and a half for water as a double boiler).  Fill your sauce pan or double boiler about half full with water and set bowl on top.  You want enough water to surround the bottom of your bowl but not enough that it will seep over the top! You cannot get water into melting chocolate as the chocolate will seize and be ruined. (Yes, experts can recover from this but let’s not have to deal with that, okay?)
Place your chopped up candy bars into the bowl and bring your water up to a gentle simmer (I use a medium low heat) until they start to melt.
You are going to slowly add your vodka and stir constantly to mix and incorporate it into your melting candy bars. BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO ALLOW ANY OF THE VODKA TO COME IN CONTACT WITH YOUR BURNER OR FLAME!  Do not let the vodka mixture boil as this will evaporate your alcohol!
Once all the vodka is added, continue to stir until the mixture is completely blended.  Be patient with caramel or nougat as these will melt last.  Once blended, set your chocolate liqueur mixture aside to cool.
At this point, if your candy bars contain any nuts or fruits or other solids, strain these out using a large metal strainer and strain directly into your glass distilling container. If no solids need to be strained out, simply cap off tightly and place in the freezer** for up to two weeks.

BOTTLE AND ENJOY:
Now you’re ready to bottle, label and enjoy or share your newly brewed Chocolate Candy Bar Liqueur!

*Refer to the straining methods above.
**Alcohol does not freeze at typical home refrigeration temperatures, so you don’t have to worry, you’ll have a very cold but liquid liqueur to enjoy.   Now try some out in my Tons of CHOCOLATE COCKTAILS

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